You take games too seriously.

20 Things a Gamer Shouldn’t Say in Bed

Never Mistreat Your Princess Peach

Never Mistreat Your Princess Peach

20.) Mind blowing in the cartridge?

19.) I can’t wait to tell my clan about this.

18.) Is that a trance vibrator in your pocket?

17.) It’s not my fault the controls are broken.

16.) A, B, A, C, A, B, B

15.) I haven’t had this much fun since Goemon came stateside.

14.) “More like ten shitloads.”

13.) Finishing the main quest.

12.) I’m about to display some blast processing.

11.) Don’t you hate grinding.

The top 10 after the jump…

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